All posts tagged: Vampire

One of The Best Vampire Movies Ever Made

Ummm … William Dafoe, John Malkovich & Nosferatu tho … if I need to say more … Get. Off. My. Blog. “Shadow of the Vampire” :twisted: (For the record my buddy and I got high and watched this and then we both had terrible nightmares/I woke up to my buddy standing over my bed clicking his claws like Nosferatu.) We loved the film though! HIGHLY recommend it. Toke it easy! OG

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The Queen is Ravenous

She walked over to the butcher’s and ordered beef tenderloin. She knew if it was fresh enough, she would be able to eat it raw. Sure she would season it with specialty pickles and whatnot (grainy mustard and dried capers), but what she really wanted was the taste of dead flesh, with warm blood, on her tongue. The moon is full and her cycle is at a ravenous state. She is disturbed by the notion of craving the taste of dead flesh so badly. She was a conscious eater after all. Some might even call her a vegetarian. So what is the meaning of this? Maybe she is turning into a vampire. That makes sense right? She is the Queen of the Underworld after all. The Raven is her ruler, and the moon is her guide. -O.D.

The 10 Best Vampire Films on Netflix Canada

I am one of the creepiest people I know. One factor of my creepiness is my lifelong obsession with vampires. I love the idea of being able to live forever, be more powerful and hypnotic than humans…and the whole drinking blood thing sounds delicious (worst vegetarian ever). Anyways, here is my top ten best vampire films on Netflix: 10. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter “Honest Abe: he was the 16th president, the Great Emancipator… and a righteous slayer of the undead spurred to action by his mom’s vampiric murder.” You know just the title of this one makes you curious… 9. Lesbian Vampire Killers On a getaway to the country, a young couple find themselves stuck in a village where all the women have been enslaved by a legendary vampire curse. The only thing more dangerous to mankind than vampires…is lesbian vampires…beware male colony, we’re coming to get you. 8. Dracula 2000 When Dracula is accidentally freed from a century of confinement in a vault, he sets off on a voracious quest for world domination and …